All that analysis is well and good, but what I need right now is a left-handed batter who can hit the ball over the shortstop's head.
You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.
Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'
Nobody knows this, but one of us has just been traded to Kansas City.
They said it couldn't be done, but sometimes it doesn't work out that way.
Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.