The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
I never saw anyone like Ty Cobb. No one even close to him as the greatest all-time ballplayer. That guy was superhuman, amazing.
Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.
Most ball games are lost, not won.
I'll never make the mistake of being 70 again.
I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.