I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
Nobody ever had too many of them (pitchers).
Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.
I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.
Why shouldn't he break Ruth's record? He's got more power than Stalin.
I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets.