The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
Casey StengelPardon me, Mr. Craig, but how are we going to defense Mr. McCovey... in the upper deck or the lower deck?
Casey StengelI'm mad at him, too, for being out late. But I'm not mad enough to take a chance on losing a ball game and possibly the pennant.
Casey Stengel