I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

They examined all my organs. Some of them are quite remarkable and others are not so good. A lot of museums are bidding for them.

Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old

Wake up muscles we're in New York now.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

You could look it up.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.