I got players with bad watches - they can't tell midnight from noon.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

Pardon me, Mr. Craig, but how are we going to defense Mr. McCovey... in the upper deck or the lower deck?

Take everything you can get over in center. The Dago's heel is hurting pretty bad.

I'm mad at him, too, for being out late. But I'm not mad enough to take a chance on losing a ball game and possibly the pennant.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

You have to have a catcher because if you don't you're likely to have a lot of passed balls.