I was once asked what it takes to be a great manager...my response? Great players.
I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.
What's the use of askin' a man to execute if he can't execute?
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.
The Mets are gonna be amazing.
I might have been able to make it as a pitcher except for one thing: I had a rather awkward motion and every time I brought my left arm forward I hit myself in the ear.