It's high time something was done for the pitchers. They put up the stands and take down fences to make more home runs and plague the pitchers. Let them revive the spitter and help the pitchers make a living.

Whenever I decided to release a guy, I always had his room searched first for a gun. You couldn't take any chances with some of them birds.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

Bobby Brown reminds me of a fellow who's been hitting for 12 years and fielding one.

Mr. that boy couldn't hit the ground if he fell out of an airplane.

We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.

You look up and down the bench and you have to say to yourself, 'Can't anybody here play this game?' There comes a time in every man's life and I've had plenty of them.