It's high time something was done for the pitchers. They put up the stands and take down fences to make more home runs and plague the pitchers. Let them revive the spitter and help the pitchers make a living.

Don't cut off your nose yourself.

Why shouldn't he break Ruth's record? He's got more power than Stalin.

You can get into the greatest business in the world because you can manufacture money by yourself on the field.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

Don't cut my throat, I may want to do that later myself.

We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.