I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people.
I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because that is not journalism.
I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just dont take them very often.
Your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police.
People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent.
I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.