There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong.

The founders of Snapchat last year turned down a $3 billion offer from Facebook and a $4 billion offer from Google. It was a surprising show of integrity from the guys who invented the app that lets you look at pictures of boobs for five seconds.

Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn't it?

Hillary has her work cut out for her. Her Democratic challengers are a 'Who's Who' of 'who's that?' Jim Webb, Lincoln Chafee, Silas Phelps, Peter Wilks... now those last two were characters from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. You didn't even notice, did you?

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

Your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police.

I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.