You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun.
I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?
Paris is so beautiful. Mr. President, you should really think about going there sometime.
Food can be mean to me, but I love it anyway.
Your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police.
There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong.