I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people.

Food can be mean to me, but I love it anyway.

I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.

Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn't it?

Paris is so beautiful. Mr. President, you should really think about going there sometime.

I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because that is not journalism.

The founders of Snapchat last year turned down a $3 billion offer from Facebook and a $4 billion offer from Google. It was a surprising show of integrity from the guys who invented the app that lets you look at pictures of boobs for five seconds.