Paris is so beautiful. Mr. President, you should really think about going there sometime.

Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn't it?

I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just dont take them very often.

Hillary has her work cut out for her. Her Democratic challengers are a 'Who's Who' of 'who's that?' Jim Webb, Lincoln Chafee, Silas Phelps, Peter Wilks... now those last two were characters from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. You didn't even notice, did you?

I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.

Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.

The founders of Snapchat last year turned down a $3 billion offer from Facebook and a $4 billion offer from Google. It was a surprising show of integrity from the guys who invented the app that lets you look at pictures of boobs for five seconds.