People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent.
Food can be mean to me, but I love it anyway.
Paris is so beautiful. Mr. President, you should really think about going there sometime.
Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.
What can I say about Brian Williams. Nothing, because I work for NBC.
I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.