I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.

I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.

There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong.

You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun.

Paris is so beautiful. Mr. President, you should really think about going there sometime.

Hillary has her work cut out for her. Her Democratic challengers are a 'Who's Who' of 'who's that?' Jim Webb, Lincoln Chafee, Silas Phelps, Peter Wilks... now those last two were characters from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. You didn't even notice, did you?

Food can be mean to me, but I love it anyway.