I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just dont take them very often.
What can I say about Brian Williams. Nothing, because I work for NBC.
Your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police.
I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people.
I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.
I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because that is not journalism.