Food can be mean to me, but I love it anyway.

I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people.

What can I say about Brian Williams. Nothing, because I work for NBC.

People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent.

Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.

I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.

I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just dont take them very often.