Your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police.
Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn't it?
People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent.
I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?
I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.
I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because that is not journalism.