Food can be mean to me, but I love it anyway.
I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.
People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent.
I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?
Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn't it?
Paris is so beautiful. Mr. President, you should really think about going there sometime.