Your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police.

You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun.

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

The founders of Snapchat last year turned down a $3 billion offer from Facebook and a $4 billion offer from Google. It was a surprising show of integrity from the guys who invented the app that lets you look at pictures of boobs for five seconds.

I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just dont take them very often.

Paris is so beautiful. Mr. President, you should really think about going there sometime.

Hillary has her work cut out for her. Her Democratic challengers are a 'Who's Who' of 'who's that?' Jim Webb, Lincoln Chafee, Silas Phelps, Peter Wilks... now those last two were characters from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. You didn't even notice, did you?