Your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police.

There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong.

I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.

Food can be mean to me, but I love it anyway.

Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn't it?

I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.

I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.