The founders of Snapchat last year turned down a $3 billion offer from Facebook and a $4 billion offer from Google. It was a surprising show of integrity from the guys who invented the app that lets you look at pictures of boobs for five seconds.

Your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police.

The founders of Snapchat last year turned down a $3 billion offer from Facebook and a $4 billion offer from Google. It was a surprising show of integrity from the guys who invented the app that lets you look at pictures of boobs for five seconds.

Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.

I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people.

I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.

You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun.