Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.

People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent.

Your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police.

I solemnly swear not to talk about Hillary's appearance, because that is not journalism.

Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.

I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.

You have to put work into relationships to keep them fun.