People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent.

Food can be mean to me, but I love it anyway.

Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.

I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.

I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn't it?