I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.

People have confused playing devil's advocate with being intelligent.

Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn't it?

The founders of Snapchat last year turned down a $3 billion offer from Facebook and a $4 billion offer from Google. It was a surprising show of integrity from the guys who invented the app that lets you look at pictures of boobs for five seconds.

There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong.

Hillary has her work cut out for her. Her Democratic challengers are a 'Who's Who' of 'who's that?' Jim Webb, Lincoln Chafee, Silas Phelps, Peter Wilks... now those last two were characters from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. You didn't even notice, did you?

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?