I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.

I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people.

There's so much more bad information than good information out there - everybody's got something to say and it's usually wrong.

Let's give it up for the Secret Service. I don't want to be too hard on those guys. You know, because they're the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man gets shot.

I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.

I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.

Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn't it?