What can I say about Brian Williams. Nothing, because I work for NBC.

I went [to Hobby Lobby] this morning and bought the cutest little wicker basket to hold all my morning-after pills.

I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

I like Instagram - I love pictures, I just dont take them very often.

Hillary has her work cut out for her. Her Democratic challengers are a 'Who's Who' of 'who's that?' Jim Webb, Lincoln Chafee, Silas Phelps, Peter Wilks... now those last two were characters from The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. You didn't even notice, did you?

I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people.