Feels right to have a woman follow President Obama, doesn't it?
Food can be mean to me, but I love it anyway.
Your hair is so white now it can talk back to the police.
I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?
I think of myself as kind of a hippy. Everyone around me says that's not the impression they get. They think I'm sassy. Apparently, I think I'm nicer than I really am.
I'm also the first straight woman to host this in 20 years, so, we finally made it, straight people.