When you’re the best fighter in the world today, they don’t call you a great fighter. They call you Chael Sonnen.

A Black Belt under the Nogueira Brothers is like saying I got a free toy in my happy meal

Wanderlei Silva, six feet tall and 205 pounds, boy, until I met you, I didn't know they could stack crap that high.

When I was young they used to call me 'The Foreman,' not because I was in charge but because I did the work of four men.

You tell Anderson Silva that I'm coming over and I'm kicking down his backdoor and patting his little lady on the ass and I'm telling her to make me a steak, medium-rare just how I like it.

Never piss off a gangster.

Send anyone you want, but don't send anyone you want back.