When you’re the best fighter in the world today, they don’t call you a great fighter. They call you Chael Sonnen.

You know, these guys want to talk about God; 'Oh, I want to thank God. I want to thank God.' Listen, I'm a God-fearing man, go to church every Sunday and have since I was a boy. But if I ever found out that God cared one way or another about a borderline illegal fist-fight on Saturday night, I would be so greatly disappointed that it would make rethink my entire belief system.

A Black Belt under the Nogueira Brothers is like saying I got a free toy in my happy meal

GSP is good, but don't get me wrong he better stay at 170 with the other midgetts.

If I had nothing to do and I wanted to sit in a dark room and relax, I could at times. But to be busy is very nice. To have things to do and have a schedule.

My phone rings, they call me up and say, 'Chael, your testosterone level is too high.' I say, 'Well, how high was it?' They say, '0.7.' I said, 'What's normal?' They say, '0.6.'; I said, 'One-tenth? You're telling me I'm one-tenth higher than the average man? Re-test that - you must have caught me on a low day.'

When I was young they used to call me 'The Foreman,' not because I was in charge but because I did the work of four men.