Adrian Dantley is a guy that I looked at . . . on how to maneuver my body around.

To me, there's only 5 real jobs in America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, and the Military Service.

I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.

My wife's married. I'm not.

As long as anti-gay legislation exists in any state, I strongly believe big events such as the Final Four and Super Bowl should not be held in those states' cities.

When you get arrested it's in big letters. When you get acquitted it's in small letters.

If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?