If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.

Sometimes I have to criticize guys to try to make it fun, I mean, I'm out there trying to bust other people. I want all these guys to do well, but when they do something stupid or don't play well, I try not to kill 'em, I try to make 'em laugh a little bit.

I think it sucks that in our country [the USA] there is such a double standard education-wise. Which part of the city you live in, or something like that, determines if you'll be successful, and that's not fair.

I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.