Every time I hear the word conservative it makes me sick to my stomach.

America is divided by economics, and we as Americans, we've got to do a better job of supporting poor people.

When you get arrested it's in big letters. When you get acquitted it's in small letters.

If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?

You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.

I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five.

Sometimes I have to criticize guys to try to make it fun, I mean, I'm out there trying to bust other people. I want all these guys to do well, but when they do something stupid or don't play well, I try not to kill 'em, I try to make 'em laugh a little bit.