I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don't, who will? Not other poor people, that's for sure.

This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.

All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.

I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.

I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.

If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.