My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.

My wife's married. I'm not.

People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too.

Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.

Being black or white isn't an accomplishment. What you do with your life - or what you accomplish with your life - dictates what you should be proud of.

The word conservative means discriminatory practically. It's a form of political discrimination. What do the Republicans run on? Against gay marriage and for a war that makes no sense. A war that was based on faulty intelligence. That's all they ever talk about. That and immigration. Another discriminatory argument for political gain.