My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

Everybody in the world has an ego. The only difference between us is we have a reason to have an ego.

I don't create controversies. They're there long before I open my mouth. I just bring them to your attention.

Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.

Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.

Sometimes I have to criticize guys to try to make it fun, I mean, I'm out there trying to bust other people. I want all these guys to do well, but when they do something stupid or don't play well, I try not to kill 'em, I try to make 'em laugh a little bit.

My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.