I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn't know anything about it personally but I've heard about it through the grapevine.

It bothers me when I hear these reporters and jocks get on TV and say: 'Oh, no guy can come out in a team sport. These guys would go crazy.' First of all, quit telling me what I think. I'd rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who can't play.

I was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said 'Charles, Republicans are for the rich people.' And I said, 'Mom, I'm rich.'

I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.