I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.

Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Parents have to take better control.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

I want to be a politician. I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt, and it's about time we put some people in there who are going to look out for the majority of the people instead of the rich people.

People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too.

I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don't, who will? Not other poor people, that's for sure.