I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.

If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.

I don't know anything about Angola, but Angola's in trouble.

I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball.

I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.

Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.