Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.

People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn't put a deer in the game.

This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.

You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.

Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.

Adrian Dantley is a guy that I looked at . . . on how to maneuver my body around.

I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.