Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.

Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.

If you can't slam with the best, then jam with the rest.

I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

We're not all supposed to think alike.

I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)