Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.

You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I'm the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

Everybody in the world has an ego. The only difference between us is we have a reason to have an ego.

They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning.

I'm so sick and tired of people in the media telling us that because of the war, sports aren't important. Fans need sports. We'd have only crime and war to watch on TV if not for sports.

As long as anti-gay legislation exists in any state, I strongly believe big events such as the Final Four and Super Bowl should not be held in those states' cities.