The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen.

In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.

People who recognize that money won't buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick.

Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.

Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.

Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.