Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

Choice, not chance, determines destiny.

Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen.

Free advice is often overpriced.