Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.

Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.

Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.

The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.

People who recognize that money won't buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick.