Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.
People who recognize that money won't buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick.
Free advice is often overpriced.
Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.
Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.
The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.