Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.

Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.

Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn't suppose to.

The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

Etc. is a perfect word-when you can't think of the right one.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.