Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.

The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.

Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen.

Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.

Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.