In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.
Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.
Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.
Choice, not chance, determines destiny.
Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.
Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.