People who recognize that money won't buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.

Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn't suppose to.

In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.

Etc. is a perfect word-when you can't think of the right one.