In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.

Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

Free advice is often overpriced.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.

The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.