In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.

Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.

Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.

The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.

Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

Free advice is often overpriced.