The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.

Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.

People who recognize that money won't buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick.

Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.

Etc. is a perfect word-when you can't think of the right one.

Free advice is often overpriced.