Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.

People who recognize that money won't buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick.

In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.

The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.

Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.

Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.

Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn't suppose to.