In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.
Free advice is often overpriced.
The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.
It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.
Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.
Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.