Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.

Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.

Etc. is a perfect word-when you can't think of the right one.

Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.

It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.

The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.