Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.

People who recognize that money won't buy happiness are still willing to see if credit cards will do the trick.

Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.

Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.

It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.

Choice, not chance, determines destiny.

Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.