Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.
It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.
In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.
Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.
Free advice is often overpriced.
Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.