Life is too short not to live it up a little!

I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.

It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!

When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.