Life is too short not to live it up a little!

Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind.

I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!

One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.