I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.
Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.
Nobody remembers who came in second.
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.
My mind reels with sarcastic replies.