Life is too short not to live it up a little!

One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.

All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!

I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.

In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.

Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don't worry...I'm here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.