You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!

I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?

I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!