Nobody remembers who came in second.

How can I play baseball when I'm worried about foreign policy?

Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do not look upon it as a punishment, but rather as a privilege... We are very proud of you, and want you to have a good education. This note will self-destruct in five seconds.

It always looks darkest just before it gets totally black.