Nobody remembers who came in second.

You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'?

I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

Nobody likes me!" "I wish I could like you, Charlie Brown, but I can't... If I were to like you, it would be admitting that I was lowering my standards! You wouldn't want me to do that, would you? Be reasonable! I have standards that I have set up for liking people, and you just don't meet those standards! It wouldn't be reasonable for me to like you!" "I hate myself for being so unreasonable!