Nobody remembers who came in second.

If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!

Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind.

Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?

One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

Never give your heart to a blockhead.