Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.
Charles M. SchulzI have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.
Charles M. SchulzYou know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.
Charles M. SchulzThis is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.
Charles M. Schulz