See the valentine I made for Linus? On the inside, I wrote, To my sweet babboo." "He says he's not your sweet babboo." "What does he know?

Every night it's the same... I have supper in my red dish and drinking water in my yellow dish... Tonight I think I'll have my supper in the yellow dish and my drinking water in the red dish. Life is too short not to live it up a little!

If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter, and if I were a better writer, I'd write books.. but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!

It's a mistake to try to avoid the unpleasant things in life... But I'm beginning to consider it.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Security is a thumb and a blanket. Happiness is a warm puppy.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.