I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a scream pierced the air'. . . . Good writing takes enormous concentration.

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes. We now have very secure dishes!

I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Little brothers are the buck privates of life!