It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy
Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.
I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!
Life is too short not to live it up a little!
The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.