I think this is irresponsible preaching and very dangerous, and especially when it is slanted toward children, I think it's totally irresponsible, because I see nothing biblical that points up to our being in the last days, and I just think it's an outrageous thing to do, and a lot of people are making a living—they've been making a living for 2,000 years—preaching that we're in the last days.

Why are you standing here, Charlie Brown?" "I'm waiting for that little red-haired girl to walk by... I'm going to say hello to her and ask her how she's enjoying her summer vacation, and just sort of talk to her... You know..." "You'll never do it, Charlie Brown... You'll panic..." "Besides that, she's already walked by!

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry.