There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something!

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await you coming. When you rise out of the pumpkin patch that night, please remember I am your most loyal follower. Have a nice trip. Don't forget to take out flight insurance.

I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!

No matter what anyone says, it's much worse to be unloved than it is to be lost in the woods." "Sometimes, I think you've been lost in the woods all your life, Charlie Brown.