There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.

If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life.

You can't write a term paper before breakfast.

I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.

I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars!

Love is sharing your popcorn.