There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, Lucy. How can I ever forget them.

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.

I've been thinking... Maybe you're a mockingbird... Mockingbirds imitate the songs of other birds... No, I've never heard of any copyright problems.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

All I wanted to do was be a hero... But do I ever get to be a hero? All I ever get to be is the stupid goat!" "Don't be discouraged, Charlie Brown... In this life we live, there are always some bitter pills to be swallowed..." "If it's all the same with you, I'd rather not renew my perscription!