Snoopy (musing on his rooftop): Good Grief! Is it November already? My life is going by too fast. I think someone pushed the "Fast Forward" button.

You can't write a term paper before breakfast.

I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about that little red-haired girl... I don't ever want to forget her face, but if I don't forget her face, I'll go crazy... How can I remember the face I can't forget? Suddenly I'm writing country western music!

Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?" "Boy, I hope not!

Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.