I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!" "So what else is new?

Soon Hansel and Gretel came to a little cottage. When they got quite near, they saw that the little house was made of bread and roofed with cake. The windows were transparent sugar." "There must not have been a very strict building code.

Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?" "Boy, I hope not!

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.