Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!

The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!" "That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!

A watched supper dish never fills!

One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..." "How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal?

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.