Sucking your thumb without a blanket is like eating a cone without ice cream!

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

Sometimes, when you walk by the home of the girl you love, you can see her standing by the window... She waves at you, and you wave back... But it's her grandmother.

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

I'm depressed! I'm completely depressed! I am firmly convinced that there is no one in this world who really likes me!" "So what else is new?

I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars!

I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.