A watched supper dish never fills!

I don't think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.

Dear Valentine, I love you. Whoever you are.

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.

What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.