What happened to fun?" "Our insurance doesn't cover it!
Life is too short not to live it up a little!
The worst part of it is you don't know if he's barking at an owl, the moon or a burglar!" "That's one of the drawbacks of a limited vocabulary!
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
All you require is adore. But just a little chocolate at times will not damage.
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.