There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.
The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.
What happened to fun?" "Our insurance doesn't cover it!
Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?
LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown? CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my grandmothers for dinner. SALLY: Do you want to come too, Linus? We can hold hands under the table. LINUS: BLECH!