That stupid Charlie Brown! He had the nerve to say I'm not perfect!" "So I suppose you hit him, huh?" "Rats! I knew I forgot something!

Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end... Charlie: When do the good things start?

Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do ten dumb things each day... That would be about two hundred and ninety thousand dumb things... When you add up all the dumb things you do, it's best to use round figures.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger.

People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.

What happened to fun?" "Our insurance doesn't cover it!