The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my Life. DRAWING.

What's this? That little red-haired girl dropped her pencil... Gee... It's got teeth marks all over it... She nibbles her pencil... She's human!

You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.

You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.

A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I love humanity, it's people I don't like.