The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my Life. DRAWING.

A kiss on the nose does much toward turning aside anger.

On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

You can't eat compliments.

I despise those shallow religious comics. Dennis the Menace, for instance, is the most shallow. When they show him praying - I just can't stand that sort of thing, talking to God about some cutesy thing that he'd done during the day. I don't think Hank Ketcham has any deep knowledge of things like that.

Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!