Little brothers are the buck privates of life!
Beauty Tips - How to Look Younger: Don't be born so soon.
Love is a letter on pink stationery.
The term that best describes me now is 'secular humanist.'
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.