Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.
There is no heavier burden than an unfulfilled potential.
Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?