The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my Life. DRAWING.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

Well, I know about loneliness. I won't talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know what it feels like to spend a whole weekend all by yourself and no one wants you at all.

If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!

Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about that little red-haired girl... I don't ever want to forget her face, but if I don't forget her face, I'll go crazy... How can I remember the face I can't forget? Suddenly I'm writing country western music!

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.